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Prefect Minutes

I believe I have found my calling in life.

Malfoy smirks tauntingly at Weasley: 1 minute
Weasley progressively turns red: 1.5 minutes
Granger distracts Weasley by feeding him a mouthful of her hair: 0.5 minutes
Malfoy sniggers: 1 minute
Weasley glares: 1 minute
Warrington snarks about lack of professionalism and flirting when Botha seats himself beside Caligo: 1 minute
Fawcett attempts to open meeting: 4 minutes
[Stebbins checks out Fawcett whilst she attempts to open meeting: 4 minutes]
Weasley and Malfoy disrupt Fawcett’s attempt to open meeting by openly snarking at each other: 2 minutes
Fawcett disrupts her own attempt to open meeting by lecturing Weasley and Malfoy for disrupting her: 3 minutes
Fawcett resumes attempt to open meeting: 1 minute
Fawcett gapes open mouthed as she notices Stebbins has donned a helicopter hat: 2 minutes
Malfoy, bored, begins taunting Weasley re: Quidditch: 3 minutes
Weasley lunges across the table at Malfoy: 0.5 minutes
Adrian Pucey fishes out and hands over the ten galleons bet on the matter to Warrington: 0.5 minutes
Simultaneously, other male prefects discreetly exchange money. Notably and expectedly, Davies, Peter Kim and Botha do not: 1 minute
Fawcett rants at Malfoy and Weasley: 6 minutes
Goldstein and Davies attempt to bring meeting back to business, the former with a valid question to ask: 4 minutes
Spinks enters Meeting Hall (at last): 0.5 minutes
Fawcett is distracted from answering Goldstein’s valid question by glaring: 2 minutes
Debate ensues over how exactly to categorise the shades of red Fawcett turns: 10 minutes
Warrington speaks: 1 minute
Room falls silent in wake of hearing the Head Boy intervene: 2.5 minutes
Stebbins swaps ties and badges with Eleanor Pucey: 1 minute
Fawcett asks Stebbins a question and Eleanor Pucey replies: 1 minute
Fawcett asks Eleanor Pucey why she is answering for Stebbins and Stebbins replies: 1 minute
Fawcett demands Eleanor Pucey and Stebbins explain themselves, neither reply: 2 minutes
Fawcett fumes: 1 minute
[Stebbins checks Fawcett out whilst she fumes: 1 minute]
Fawcett notices Eleanor Pucey and Stebbins have swapped ties and irately instructs them to swap back: 2 minutes
Spinnet and Davies successfully turn focus of meeting back to business: 6 minutes
Stebbins begins juggling: 3 minutes
Fawcett confiscates juggling balls and lectures Stebbins on the pathetic example he is setting to the fifth years: 8 minutes
[Stebbins… does the usual and even Davies notices, which is exceptionally shocking as it has nothing to do with business: 8 minutes]
Malfoy interposes that Stebbins’ example is less rough on the ears than Fawcett’s: 1 minute
Weasley agrees: 1 minute
Malfoy and Weasley enter catatonic states when they realise they are in agreement over something: 10 minutes
[Parkinson simpers and pets Malfoy whilst he is in catatonic state: 10 minutes]
[Fawcett, Davies, Spinnet, and other relatively responsible Prefects rush to take advantage of this semblance of order and discuss business: 10 minutes]
Malfoy, unfortunately, stirs from his stupor and comments on Weasley’s apparent none-too-attractive appearance: 1 minute
Weasley lunges again: 1 minute
Botha and Warrington manage separate them: 4 minutes
Money exchanges discreetly again: 1 minute
Adrian Pucey interposes that physical violence in a love affair is frowned upon generally: 0.5 minutes
Granger looks miffed, Malfoy and Weasley throw death glares at Adrian Pucey: 1 minute
Spinnet, O’Shaughnessy and Caligo sigh and look over notes: 3 minutes
Fawcett reiterates on appropriate decorum whilst on Prefect Patrols: 5 minutes
Malfoy glares at Davies: 1 minute
Davies ignores Malfoy and re-asks Goldstein’s unanswered valid question: 1 minute
Fawcett is again distracted from answering by ranting at Sarah Kim for folding up and throwing paper airplanes across at Eleanor Pucey: 3 minutes
Warrington closes meeting: 1 minute

Comments

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newt_fawcett
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Of course. Because it's not like I have any actual reason to rant, is it?
newt_adrian
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)
Believe me, I do not envy you in the slightest. And am even thankful on part of your sanity these meetings are only held once a fortnight.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
So am I, so am I. I did not rant quite as long as you said I did.
newt_adrian
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:47 am (UTC)
Give or take a few seconds. Okay, maybe a minute here or there on some of those longer periods of ranting. But, then again, I am under the impression ranting at Malfoy and Weasley for 6 minutes isn't long enough.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
Oh. Alright. Wow, someone who actually approves of something I do as Head Girl? Thanks Pucey.

I need to find a different tactic though, as ranting doesn't seem to have any effect on them.
newt_roger
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC)
I think I suggested when we lunched together in Diagon Alley that we should employ sticking charms so they remain in their seats, and silencing charms besides. Shall we give that a try next time, Mrs Davies?
newt_fawcett
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
There's also Petrifying them, but I doubt either of those scenarios is terribly ethical.
newt_roger
Oct. 9th, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
Putting up big signs on the wall that any fighting will be responded to with full body binds? That way it can't be said that they weren't given fair warning.
newt_adrian
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:05 am (UTC)
Informing Malfoy that if he continues to provoke Weasley, we'll replace Weasley with Potter. He's intelligent though he doesn't seem to be and will understand the former is the lesser of two "evils" in his sight.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 9th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
I'm not sure why Dumbledore didn't make Harry a prefect in the first place, to be honest. But then you're a Slytherin so you might also think that Harry is not telling the truth, and no one seems terribly interested in finding out how Cedric died anyway. I wasn't expecting Ron to be made prefect.
newt_warrington
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
See, I told you so.

Malfoy and Weasley never fail to entertain.

Sadly the money won't be put towards the obviously nefarious schemes a Slytherin like me would come up with.
newt_adrian
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
Yes, yes, my pocket has been feeling lighter.

That 'entertainment' was getting rather tedious towards the end. I've decided I hate writing their names. Perhaps in the future I'll call them BG for 'Blonde Git' and RG for 'Red-haired Git' respectively.

What do you mean?
newt_warrington
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
Or you could come up with other creative names.

Your lovely cousin managed to score the 10 galleons plus more off of me. Due to a bet she'd made after you'd left.
newt_adrian
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:46 am (UTC)
Ferret-face and Freckle-face? Prick and Prat? Irksome and Irksomer?

Lovely? Is that so? Well, I have warned people not to bet against the girl. I'd love to see her up against Saorla Capper, though.
newt_warrington
Oct. 9th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
The first two seem aptly appropriate.

Yes, well silly me for forgetting that warning. Capper's that 7th year Hufflepuff girl you took to Hogsmeade right?

By the way who sent you those hahaha lovely cupcakes?
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