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Private to Fawcett

Oh Head Girl, thou paragon most SERENE,
This here may surprise, and is, sadly, late
A present for thee, a churl I have been
With it my apologies, please don't hate!

The unforeseen consequences that came
Of the gingery git's unworthy scheme
A night's unrest for thee, a sodding shame
On my part unmeant, but nonetheless mean

So sweets for the sweet, and all of that jazz
Not really so brutish am I to miss
That ingratitude is a lack of class
Not to mention, thy mood appears amiss

My reputation hopefully restored?
(And pissing off Stebbins? Count me onboard!)

(A package is left outside the Head Girl's room.
Inside is: A Dozen Long-Stemmed Roses + extra
Enclosed within an envelope on parchment is the aforementioned sonnet. Written by the ever fantastic Thalia.)

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newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:41 am (UTC)
Private to Warrington
Um, Cassius?
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:43 am (UTC)
Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Yes?
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:44 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Is that really you?
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:50 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Not to get repeatitive, but yes. I certainly don't have a twin.

Why?
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:58 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
What gives?

...

Are you drinking? Can I have some?
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:04 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
It's called an apology.

Only a little. And before you ask, I'm not drunk.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:11 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Alright. Well, fine. Thank you for your apology. And the flowers. And the chocolate. And the - interesting poem. I wonder if the chocolate has alcohol in it.

I really do hope that isn't Firewhiskey you've confiscated, Cassius Warrington! It would be one thing if it was your own supply, but alcohol from students is by rights meant to be handed over to Dumbledore!
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:13 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
You're welcome.

It's my own. There's a reason my trunk has secret compartments and security wards on it. You're being a might curious about it.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:17 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Bloody hell. The chocolate had no alcohol in it. Well, what's the fucking good of it then?

As you know, Warrington, this is meant to be a dry campus. I'll ignore it just this once though.
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:18 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Ah, me thinks that the Head Girl wishes to get drunk.

What would the masses think?
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:23 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
The masses wouldn't think anything if they didn't know about it. And what kind of example would I be setting if I was to get drunk? Fuck it. I'm sure Mum tucked away some brandy for medicinal purposes somewhere in my trunk.
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:25 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
That you're human?

I might have a spare bottle around, if you're interested.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:31 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
I'm the Head Girl, not the Human Girl. It isn't allowed. It's not part of the job description.

No, I couldn't possibly.

...

Do you think it would be alright if it was for medicinal purposes?
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:32 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Pfft.

And may I say that sounds like a dreadful cold you're coming down with. I can hear you coughing all the way over in my room.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:48 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
It's actually a headache. And I mean, most medicine has alcohol in it, doesn't it? Pomfrey gives the first years medicine for their problems. And I'm a seventh year. So if first years can take medicine with alcohol in it, then I can bloody well drink some hard liquor for my headache! Right?
newt_warrington
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:52 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
Alcohol wouldn't help with headaches.

Look... if you want a drink, just have one. anyone that says anything be damned.
newt_fawcett
Oct. 12th, 2007 11:58 am (UTC)
Re: Private to Warrington // Fawcett
As far as I know, it does. I've never drunk anything to get rid of headaches before. So I'd hardly be a good Ravenclaw if I didn't test that hypothesis, would I now?

I'm coming over.
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